So I swore up and down I would NEVER get a tummy talker...
I was cruising Marketplace and came upon one by a shop called Snickers.
It's an evil tummy talker. It says things like :..
~ Ember Adored shouts OMFG, it's octuplets!!! Gimme my welfare and book deal!!!
~ Your baby kicks the crap out of you. Again and again.
~Ember Adored knows having the spawn of Satan growing inside her is not a good thing.
~ Your baby shouts, "I am the god of hell fire!"
Ha ha too funny!! Get it here...Snickers