/me snickers.

So I swore up and down I would NEVER get a tummy talker...

I lied.

I was cruising Marketplace and came upon one by a shop called Snickers.

It's an evil tummy talker. It says things like :..

~ Ember Adored shouts OMFG, it's octuplets!!! Gimme my welfare and book deal!!!

~ Your baby kicks the crap out of you. Again and again.

~Ember Adored knows having the spawn of Satan growing inside her is not a good thing.

~ Your baby shouts, "I am the god of hell fire!"

Ha ha  too funny!!  Get it here...Snickers